Ugly Doll

Last night was an interesting concert in Chatham. Micah, during one of his talk abouts, brought out these three toy dolls that he had with him. One was a bear in a pilgrim outfit, one was a leprechaun, and the other was a tattered little 6 year old boy doll wearing a red shirt and no pants. This last one was actually quite creepy looking.

Anyways, so he holds them up and he says, “I bought these today cause they reminded me of people in the group.” He then held up the bear and said it reminded him of Robbie cause he’s a big historical teddy bear. Then he held up the leprechaun and gave it to Phil cause, well, he looks like a creepy green Irish person from time to time. And then he only had the creepy little boy that was left.

He held it up high and said, “And I got this one cause it reminds me of Brian” and everyone laughed. Very funny. I’m glad that everyone I know agrees that I look like a dirty 6 year old who can’t find his pants.

I guess I missed the joke for these very obvious reasons:
A. I wear pants
B. I don’t have elastics holding my hips together
C. One time a woman who checked my ID told me I look 12, not 6
D. My head can NOT spin 360 degrees.

So I hope I’ve made it clear what I’m not. Micah, be on the lookout, I just may buy a toy for you. MWA HA HA HA!